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March 31, 2006

The Friday Quiz:Area Shrug

It's not yet April Fools, time, fellow Wombats. Hence, take my insane request for geographical head-boiling to be absolutely, 100% serious.

Today's question is a glorious three-parter about square kilometrage. Can you feel the love?

1. Out of 194 nations listed in the UN Demographic Yearbook, which four share the distinction being at the median in terms of total land area? Here's a hint: one is in Asia, one in the Americas, and two are in Africa.

2. Slicing that same list another way, what's country has a geographical area that most closely approaches the average? A clue: the head of state there holds the title "Chairman of the State Peace and Development Council."

3. What non-island nation (besides the ministates of Monaco and Singapore) has the highest ratio of coastline/total area?

First correct answer posted to comments wins a bee. OW! No Googling or consulting that world map shower curtain in the bathroom. One (set of) guesses per comment, please, but comment as often as you like.

March 28, 2006

Moving Targets

New York magazine tries to update David Brooks's BoBo thing. The hate is on at MetaFilter (and yeah, the Wombat piles on. I couldn't help it.)

Also from MeFi -- the Soviet Union may have fallen because of this scary children's book, which probably permanently traumatized a generation.

This is all over the ol' Intarwebs, I'm sure, but in case you missed it: "let me know if one is in your town!".

March 24, 2006

The Friday Quiz: Signed, Sealed...

We're pressed for time this morning, so it's off we go with today's question, and apologies for the disgraceful lack of preliminaries.

For four months in 1870 and 1871, one well-established postal service attempted an innovative kind of mail delivery. This involved special postcards manufactured of thin green paper. They were particularly curious in that the method relied on the actions of an unpredictable third party to aid in the delivery, but more than 90% of the messages reached their destination.

What was the method, where was it used, and why?

First correct answer posted to comments wins the last jar of pickled rhubarb. No Googling or waking up baby Strummer on the theory that he's some new form of super-advanced trivia-solving evolutionary leap. One guess per comment, but comment as often as you like, of course.

March 21, 2006

Flotsam, Meet Jetsam

This has been around and about ye Webbe already, but nevertheless: Geoffery Chaucer Has a Blog.

Weirdo American Writer of the Day: Sure, you knew that Washington, Paine and Franklin were Famous Rosicrucians. But what about nutball novelist George Lippard? (no, not this guy). The multitalented dude who wrote the ne plus ultra of whacked out post-Poe American gothic, The Quaker City; or, The Monks of Monk-Hall. The apocalyptic dream of his unforgettable villain-hero "Devil-Bug" makes him required reading for every schoolchild. Or at least the schoolchildren who like, you know, extreme violence and heaving bosoms and anti-Semitic cariacatures. Um...OK, maybe not schoolchildren. But you should know about him, as you're probably beyond help anyway.

Two bog men discuss the archaeological diagnosis of "ritual murder." (Via ahistoricality via The Little Professor via Ed.)

I don't have the photographic chops displayed by Rory's latest pictorial odyssey. But I will say this: Helena and her dad got sole.

March 17, 2006

Future Quiz Champ Arrives

Please welcome Strummer Alessandro Edwards, born Thursday, March 16 to the exquisite Jennifer Sudul and the quiz-masterly Gavin Edwards, as the newest member of the International Society for the Promulgation of Wombattitude, Junior Division. At a hefty six pounds, seven ounces, Strummer will be a valuable asset to the organization, and his father insists that he'll be "taking cuteness to a whole new level." You may drop your verbal tributes in the comments below, where they will no doubt survive via whatever Google-inheritor takes over to embarass the youngster well into his adolescence.

Congratulations, Jen and Gavin!

The Friday Quiz: Beyond Pádraig

We're tempted this morning to offer a tribute to our favorite under-known Irish literary prankster, Flann O'Brien, in the form of a quiz question, but we fear we'd be throwing the contest all too easily to some fellow Myles Na Gopaleen fans.

However, March 17 provides some other notable historical anniversaries. One in particular:

On this day, a famed leader put some 300 men into battle -- the largest force he had ever commanded -- with mounts for about a third of them, in pursuit of a military victory that was predicted to happen at little cost of blood. However, the general found his enemies more prepared for his assault than he'd predicted. The battle began with a three-on-three fight of champions, before the leader eventually charged his men. According to one historian, "this spectacular and unsought success" meant that everyone "would have to take him seriously." The name of the place at which the battle was fought has become a touchstone, and in fact one modern military force borrows its name from this community.

Who was the leader? For a bonus point, what was the town?

First correct answer posted to comments wins an unsealed bottle of cabbage liqueur. No Googling or asking the leprechaun you've been spotting out of the corner of your eye ever since you ate that out-of-date package of Lucky Charms last night while you were watching Jon Stewart. One guess per comment please, but you may comment as often as you like.

March 15, 2006

By the Old School

In 1979, I had two ways of listening to music in my bedroom. One was a small plastic radio which had at one time occupied our kitchen counter. This was kept perpetually tuned to a Top 40 station out of Biloxi that no longer exists.

The other was a Panasonic cassette player/recorder, the kind with a handle at one end and the controls, cassette mechanism and speaker all on the top. My mother had used it for a while, recording taped correspondence with her grandmother, before allowing it to become (for all practical purposes) my sound system. I recorded tapes as well, recording over old "letters" from Grandma to create elaborately planned radio shows, which inevitably devolved into the sort of half-baked ramblings that would later typefy my attempts to be amusing on air in college.

But mostly I used it as my first attempt at having "my" music. We did have a stereo, in the family room, with a turntable, an FM receiver, my Dad's old reel-to-reel (never used at that point, although there was the constant threat of a Saturday morning performance of the orchestral score of Victory at Sea). My father's taste in popular music is defined by the life and works of John Phillips Sousa, and while my mother's is considerably more eclectic, this meant for all practical purposes, our record collection was more or less limited to J.S. Bach. Specifically, Bach as interpreted for enormous pipe organs by the masterful E. Power Biggs.

The addition of a cassette player in my room -- however tinny -- opened up limitless possibilities. I was, however, a complete neophyte when it came to anything from the world of rock. It would be a year or so before I would convince my parents to let me join 11-tapes-for-a-penny Columbia House, and a couple of more before I would get a cheap stereo of my own for my room.

In the meantime, I had a single tape, copied from an LP owned by parents of a friend who were much cooler than I. I played part of this tape every morning upon rising, as a way of gathering strength and energy before sallying out into the world.


Good morning
Good morning
Good!

That's right. On the eve of my teenage years, by the time punk was already old news, I was seriously into Sgt. Pepper. Specifically "Lovely Rita," "Good Morning," and "A Day in the Life," songs which I didn't think I understood but which I felt were the key to some more magical self I would one day become. Even "Lovely Rita," which I knew was nonsense, struck me as beautiful nonsense, that opening piano theme somehow ringing and resonating in me in a fashion wholly out of keeping with the lyrics, which were preposterous even from my unschooled perspective -- though the sexual sophistication behind them added a layer of mystery that also tantalized.

I loved the whole record (with the exception of "Within You Without You", which I found creepy). But those three songs were my secret drug, my morning coffee.

What was yours when you were twelve?

March 10, 2006

The Friday Quiz: Avoiding the Subject

A little quasi-literary-history question today, with a slight, entirely unintential Oscar connection, for which I apologize. Clue action may well be sparse, so work it out amongst yourselves if you can.

In 1966, Truman Capote's groundbreaking In Cold Blood was the No. 3 bestselling nonfiction title of the year. The No. 2 title was by a pair of co-authors now as well-known as Capote himself. The No. 1 title was by a man named Norman Dacey, and offered advice about avoiding a particular problem.

Our two-part question: who were the authors of the No. 2 book? And what was the subject of Dacey's popular volume?

First correct answer posted to comments wins a copy of Joey Pants on Joey Pants, actor Joe Pantoliano's self-published volume of self-interviews conducted over a rambling weekend in the Berkshires in 2003. No Googling or getting all your MySpace pals to help you out. One guess per comment, but you may comment as often as you like.

For Better or For Worse

I've moved the half-baked new look onto the actual site. I was getting tired of dealing with a fake version. So, here it is -- still very much a work in progress (formatting the comment pages is something of a headache, so I haven't done much there, and they look sort of like they did before -- that should change shortly). The visual dividers on the right weren't part of the original plan, but eventually seemed necessary. I need to figure out how to style the content on the right so it doesn't really need those...

And now to bed, ugly mess or no...

March 07, 2006

If it Has Aliens or Spacesuits...

...then it's probably not science fiction for the ages, according to the Grey Lady's newish science-fiction guy. Ed extends the logic. Me, I'm just disappointed that Flowers for Algernon didn't make the cut.

We Feel Prettier

Although in general we deprecate our youth-worshipping society's unhealthy addiction to the plastico-medical arts, what with our new and improved Movable Type, we've been tempted into the pursuit of newness for its own sake -- viz., a redesign. Now, given that we're about as good at this stuff as we are on the dancefloor, you'll be unsurprised to learn that the new look will be fairly spartan. That said, we're making a valiant attempt to ditch the tables and go all-CSS layout, per this. You may, if you like, have a look-see at the work-in-progress here.

March 05, 2006

Why Tomorrow is the Best Day of the Year

Because it will mean that we have over 9 months before December 25th comes, and therefore almost 8 before holiday marketing really rachets up; 20 or so blessed fortnights before another Bush State of the Union is thrust upon us; 11 months until the next Superbowl; and almost a full 52 weeks before another round of Academy Award hype becomes the story of the hour. Not even "March Madness" can keep us from experiencing the felicity of such a long hiatus...

March 03, 2006

Go Pace Yourself

Bremer says that Bush "was as vigorous and decisive in person as he appeared on television." But in fact he gives an account of a superficial and weak leader. He had lunch with the President before leaving for Baghdad —a meeting joined by the Vice President and the national security team—but no decision seems to have been made on any of the major issues concerning Iraq's future. Instead, Bremer got a blanket grant of authority that he clearly enjoyed exercising. The President's directions seem to have been limited to such slogans as "we're not going to fail" and "pace yourself, Jerry." In Bremer's account, the President was seriously interested in one issue: whether the leaders of the government that followed the CPA would publicly thank the United States.

-Peter W. Galbraith on L. Paul Bremer's My Year in Iraq: The Struggle to Build a Future of Hope, in his excellent NYRB essay "The Mess." (via Dr. Green, who has his own illuminating comments on the case).

The Friday Quiz: The White Wand Waveth For the Wombat (Again)

Our regular excursion into the pointless returns. Thanks to all who patiently suffered through the hiatus with know outlet for your overactive factoidal lobes. Today's noodle-frier:

He was born in 1734, in Swabia, and studied medicine at the University of Vienna. In his dissertation, he discoursed on the influence of planetary bodies on various human maladies, focusing on what he saw as the cycle of "intention" and "remission."
Under the guidance of a Jesuit known as "Father Hell," he extended his theories and began promulgating them, culminating in a popular practice in Paris. He appeared, in group treatment sessions, "in a long robe of lilac-coloured silk richly embroidered with gold flowers," carrying a white wand, with which he stroked the breasts and abdomens of those who came for treatment, calming or reviving them after they had been reduced to hysteria by the treatment's earlier stages. They often reported a feeling of cold or burning passing through them as he touched them.

His first name was Anthony -- his surname name lives on in a modern English word. What was it?

First correct answer posted to comments wins the discarded pages from 2006 Wolf Facts Desk Calendar, featuring in particular a moving description of the lot of the "omega wolf" -- the "alpha wolf"'s pathetic counterpart, who lives only to be "bullied and humiliated" by the pack at large. No Googling or throwing I Ching. One guess per comment, please, but you may comment as often as you like. NOTE: to leave a comment, please register with and sign in to Typekey, with our apologies for the (hopefully slight) inconvenience.

March 02, 2006

Recent Consumption of Note

  • The Clientele, Strange Geometry. The fact of the matter is that I can't stop listening to this. I loved the collection of singlage that was Suburban Light, but found The Violet Hour uncompelling. On this record from last year that I've only recently picked up, everything I loved about the singles is more completely and stunningly worked out; shimmering guitar-and-organ crafted textures that beguile yet surge forward, quiet mood-work that builds (repeatedly) into surprisingly heated crescendos, and an ability to carry off repeated quotations from a modernist chestnut (in this case, Ol' Possum's sophmore-year favorite The Waste Land) that remind you what moved you about the damn thing in the first place. And all in a sequence of pop songs that sacrifice nothing of the joy of the form. Check out "When K Got Over Me" -- if you're not hooked, this isn't for you; but you will be.
  • David B., Epileptic. I know this got a ton of praise when it was first published, but I wasn't paying attention. Considering that when I finished reading it a couple of nights ago, my eyes actually and physically swimming with tears -- and that at the same time I wanted nothing more than to have a co-reader present with whom to discuss and thus relive the visual pleasures offered on about fifty different pages -- I only wish I had been. Paying attention, I mean. (Sorry, that sentence got away from me). This is about growing up in an eccentric family, with a brother whose serious seizure disorder winds up defining their lives.

    Only it's about much more than that -- about the use of occultism and Eastern traditions by Westerners to attempt to make sense of the world. About the place of violence in the making of an artist. About the still-nearly-absolute mystery of the brain-mind relationship. About dreams and stories as two sides of the same coin. I have a good, solid record of denigrating the modern trend toward undercooked memoir by thirty- (not to mention twenty-) somethings for a number of years now, James Frey or no James Frey. This counts as an enormous exception, the type that truly proves the rule -- that is to say tests it, and makes clear that the challenge before any writer (or in this case, writer and artist) to create compelling memoir is perhaps greater than that which faces the novelist. The memoirist is in service, however subjectively, to something beyond invention or storytelling; illumination. Epileptic is an illuminated and illuminating work, and we should be paying attention.

  • Philippe Claudel, By a Slow River. Saying much of anything to you about this slender and gripping/horrifying story set in a sleepy town near the front in the Great War -- saying anything is almost too much. I'll say a little: there's a murder, more deaths, the unspeakable trauma of war, a Nabokovian puzzle of a narrator, and a dark sentimentality rescued and uplifted by Claudel's almost unbearably tight focus. It's like having a burning ember held to your forearm, but in a good way.
  • Albert Camus, Camus at "Combat": Writing 1944-1947. I'm only a little way through this collection of Camus' work as a journalist -- here, mostly as an editorialist -- following the liberation of Paris and into the postwar years. It's both an education in what faced Europeans in the wake of the nightmare, and an experience of sheer electric reading -- his prose is, for lack of a better word, really galvanizing. Though our current political situation is vastly different than the one Camus faced, the voice of resolute insistence on both justice with freedom is still inspiring. It forces one to confront the dreadful state of our current political culture, and the responsiibility we can't escape -- to do something about it. These essays make me want to go back and reread the fraction of his work I've already read, and to dig in deeply to his larger body of work.

A New Wombat World

As the post below suggests, we're back, with many thanks to Rory for helping get to the bottom of the Wombat's mysterious ailment; turns out that all the comment spam that has been hitting the site over the past year was only being partially dealt with by the MT-Blacklist plugin; that is to say, even "deleted" or disallowed comments were still being saved in an ever-growing file on my server space. Little did I realize that it was rapidly growing to eclipse my own meager contributions.

The Speedy Hand of the Snail made fast work of all that garbage, returning our glorious history of trivial nattering -- that is to say, your many erudite contributions to our weekly Quizzes -- to a state unsullied by the many dirty-minded and poker-obsessed comment-bots which had made each entry a minefield of greymarket commerce and your editor one sorely tried marsupial.

Now, however, the question must be faced: what defense have we against this merciless onslaught? I inform you with both hope and a twinge of anxiety that in the Brave New World of the Wombat File, commenting lives on, but with a price in the form of momentary inconvenience: you must sign on (at no monetary cost, I hasten to assure you), to Six Apart's impressive TypeKey service, in order to leave a comment on the 'File.

The very good news is that this is a fairly easy service to use, and (as mentioned before) free, and what's more, your registration works for any site using TypeKey -- so if you've already run into this issue somewheres else, and created a TypeKey account, simply use it here. (More on using TypeKey here).

Let me know if you have any problems -- and yes, the Quiz will return to its usual time and place, starting tomorrow.

**UPDATE-- hmm...TypeKey sign in is not yet working right. I may not have given the system the information it needs. We'll try to get this fixt in time for the quiz.**

The problem with Typekey appears to be fixed. I do need to apply styles to those comment pages, though...

March 01, 2006

How Can the Wombat Survive?

With more than a little help from our friends.