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Top 10 yet-to-be-employed* forms of -umentary

1. Crockumentary
2. Glockumentary
3. Shlockumentary
4. Walkumentary
5. Sockumentary
6. Dockumentary
7. Cockumentary
9. Hockumentary
10. "F-ck You"-mentary

*Actual status of the current or past employment of the listed neologisms not verified. Also, McSweeney's already probably did this joke already. Whatever.

Posted by BT on September 21, 2006 05:23 PM |

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Chock-a-blockumentary
Spockumentary
Defrockumentary
Inhockumentary
Papadocumentary

Posted by: Scraps [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 22, 2006 10:16 AM

PunkRockumentary
WritersBlockumentary
Iraqumentary
and if you're in a hurry:
ChopChopumentary

Posted by: bootsy3000 [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 22, 2006 10:24 AM

"Papadocumentary" and "Iraqumentary" are both particularly good.

Posted by: BT [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 22, 2006 11:24 AM

The Valentine Michael Smith Story: a grokumentary

Posted by: Scraps [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 22, 2006 12:04 PM

Columbo: A Falkumentary.

Nessie: A Lochumentary.

Cousteau: A Jacques-umentary.

The Social Contract: A Locke-umentary.

What's Up: A Documentary.

Posted by: Rory [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 24, 2006 04:41 AM

Making It Up As We Go Along: The Adhocumentary.

On a G String: The Bachumentary.

Kindergarten Art: The Smockumentary.

Giant Mythical Birds: The Rocumentary.

Crystals Embedded in a Finer Groundmass of Minerals: The Porphyritic-Rock-umentary.

Posted by: Rory [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 24, 2006 04:48 AM

I am not worthy.

Posted by: BT [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 24, 2006 07:42 PM

Who: The Doctormentary.

Three Blind Mice: The Hickorydickorydocumentary.

Hearing Implants: The Cochlearmentary.

I'm the Greatest: The Braggadociomentary.

Chariots of the Gods: The Pachacamacumentary.

Posted by: Rory [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 28, 2006 06:44 AM

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