The Wombat File Is Yours to Keep

In lieu of a Friday Quiz offered with any reasonable timeliness, here's a little brain-waster with which to while away what will be a very rainy weekend around these parts. Sadly, nothing in it is seasonal or tied in any manner to the history of organized labor. Oh, well...

Francis or Franz, depending on which language you were using, was the nephew of Marie Antoinette, and the father of Napoleon's second wife. He was also the last...what?

First correct answer posted to comments wins a transcript of Samuel Beckett in conversation with the computer program ELIZA. No Googling or...look, just no Googling, OK? And that means that Google Earth thingy, too. One guess per comment, but comment as often as you like.

p.s. Oh, and, thanks for all the nice comments on our last little self-pity-party. We promise not to throw those more often than once a month.