Those Fancy-Pants Researchers at the CDC
They can have their hi-falutin' names and throw around words like "respiratory secretions."
They can get all lab-speak and call it "RSV."
We've got our own way of talking about it. Because, a solid record of "frequent handwashing" aside, we've been up close and personal with the bastard over the past several days.
We call it "The Snot Bomb."