The Wombat File Is Yours to Keep

After today, no doubt all of us will need to feed our new addictions by scouring the Internet for more sleazy quizmasters offering up cheap & diluted cryptic conundrums for our voracious trivia appetites. Alas, this is your brain on Wombat.

True. But would they be:

Common Wombat
is a large, heavily built marsupial. An adult can weight from 26kg to 40kg. It is usually a metre long from nose to tail and about 35cm high.
It has short, powerful limbs with strong flattened claws for digging and has coarse brown or black fur.

Wombats dig underground tunnels 2 to 20 metres long where they sleep.

????? I think not.

It's true -- no other weblog-based-quiz can match the heavy build, flattened claws, and coarse fur offered herein.

Accept no substitutes!