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I love job postings like this one, because they conjure up such a complete fantasy of the ideal employee. Sir, I write in response to your posting because it so happens that I am on fire with with passion about the CRIME genre. Of course, there are also postings like this one. Let's see -- a copy editor with "vast experience covering allergy medicines and the respiratory system." I'm sure there are plenty such, but the phrasing seems so unnecessarily grand; as if someone were seeking an seasoned expert in answering phones for the adhesives industries, or a deeply talented filer of plumbing invoices.