Announcement

The Gotham Editorial staff are overjoyed to announce that today, October 27, 2001, Theresa Claire will make an honest man of Bill Tipper in a ceremony here in the Fairest Borough. Despite all of the grim news in the paper, a preposterously festive spirit has, for the moment, descended over certain portions of Brooklyn. Many of our dedicated Filers have arrived to be with us; others, though half a world away in body, are here in spirit.

Those of our readers in possession of wombats are urged to put a white ribbon around their necks, give them an extra portion of dinner, and let them stay up an extra hour tonight.