"On Sept. 1, 1967, the Directive Committee of the World Federation of Fighting Arts declared Count Dante the "Worlds Deadliest Fighting Master" in recognition of his having defeated the worlds foremost fistic and grappling arts masters in 'no-holds-barred' fighting matches."

You know, they just don't take the kind of time and care selecting World's Deadliest Fighting Master that they used to back when guys like Count Dante earned the title. And I hear you can get on the Directive Committee just by showing up to the monthly meeting with brownies...

(via memepool)