Now that Ironminds is going away for good, I need a new home for some of the work I did there. Here's something trivial I did for them last year.

Followup note: It's not only trivial, but also pretty lamely executed. Poor structure, overlong jokes, repeated words. Now that it's no longer out there on a site I don't control, I really ought to take a knife to it and do a little corrective surgery. It's never going to be elegant, but looking at it this afternoon I felt downright irritated with myself.