I apologize for the delays suffered by the Chicago offices in getting their dispatches posted. Is it because of anti-Chicago prejudice here in the "Capital of the World" (thanks, George)? Sure it is! It still pisses us off that you guys have taller buildings.

Mike, maybe the reason we need to be convinced that global warming is human-caused is because we're sick of cleaning up Mother Nature's room for her. Wasn't it one of America's most beloved former leaders who reminded us that "80% of air pollution comes not from chimneys and auto exhaust pipes, but from plants and trees?" Maybe when Nature learns to Respect Herself, we can talk. Until then: tough love and SUVs.