I received a copy of The Adventures of Action Item via the 7:25 Express Air-Ship from the good folks down in the Melbourne office. While this document, work of one Neil McAllister and plenty old by now, has probably shown up in the e-mail of everyone but me already, I must attest to the simple truth: it does very little exaggerating. Across the hall at the Bizness Buzzword Factory, the night shift manager indicated that panel #6 is particularly envied by his staff. They work tirelessly to get the same effect, but McAllister has it down cold.