March 16, 2001
As I haven't posted in

As I haven't posted in a while, I offer a grab-bag of ephemera to make up for my recent sloth:

Snoop Goes Hef-Style. Or Maybe Larry Flynt-style. By the way, am I the only one for whom the original version of "Gin and Juice" has been mentally replaced by the sound of the Gourds' hillbilly version? Now that I've heard the cover, I have a hard time remembering that the line "and a fat-ass jay-hay" wasn't originally vocalized by a guy who sounds like he went to my junior high school down in Mississippi.

More evidence that the primary function of the internet is smart-assedly screwing around. It is, however, actually funny.

Credit Industry Lobbyist -- $200,000/ year.
"War room" facility in Washington for Legislative Policy Team -- $2000 a month.
Bankruptcy "reform" allowing you to squeeze more money out of the saps you sold high-interest credit to...priceless!

There are some kinds of corporate welfare only a rigged election can buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Posted by B T at March 16, 2001 09:03 AM