January 25, 2001
The unsinkable Laura has forwarded

The unsinkable Laura has forwarded this to the File. When asked why she doesn't post it her own damn self, she suggests that I'm lucky to get what she has to write at all. And who can argue?

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Here's why the Bush Administration is not "the president of everybody":
1. Y'all didn't get the popular vote, remember? No honeymoon. No mandate for your proposals. No love. Extreme mutual distaste. All the way, baby.
2. Bad grammar. It's President of the United States. I know it's real hard, but think about it and you'll see the difference.
3. You can't put a decent website together, and you expect to preside over all of us who are so clearly smarter and nicer than you?
4. You are not the president of the individuals who give money to your campaign (as in individual donation caps in the Mcain-Feingold bill) - you are their lackey, and as such, you destroy democracy in America.
5. You are completely out of touch with regular people: isolated, inbred elitist hicks.
6. 00-theory, dudes. Y'all's'll just melt with all the effort of it all and then we can depose you quite effortlessly.

Keep it all the nasty work you do and you'll get us a nice fat lovely Democratic Congress in 2 years. Thanks for that, theives.

Peaceout!
Bootsy.

Posted by B T at January 25, 2001 01:42 PM