We offer very little today except for this, overheard earlier in a creaky elevator making its descent in a building full of doctor's offices.

Elderly Woman in Wheelchair: Well, what are you going to do now?
Similarly Elderly Male Companion: I think I'm going to go to bed!
EWIW: [laugh]
SEMC: Oh, the Olympics are over!
EWIW (with distress): Oh, I know!
SEMC (quickly): But Frasier's back!
EWIW (delighted): That's right, that's right!