The Rabbit was blowing her own horn the other day as regards verbal cleverness, and we have to admit she has a point. Among people with more developed letter-shuffling skills than our own, we've always particularly envied those who can seemingly at will coin words. Although the venerable Fowler points out the dangers inherent in the indiscriminate creation of a new word just because "he merely has a fancy to it," people find enough pleasure in the activity that the Washington Post holds a monthly contest devoted to same.
Then again, we found Sniglets really annoying. (Oddly, Sniglets.com seems to be the name of a consulting firm.) The goal of the Great Coinage is to anticipate the disposable slang of tomorrow, not to merely create a pile of portmanteau words. We seek the coinages that stimulate via the shock o' recognition. Ahhh! That's the stuff!
Therefore, if you've a coin you've been unable to spend elsewhere, feel free to deposit it in the verbal piggy-bank of the comments below. We promise that we'll save it for a rainy day.
You knew somebody was going to bring up Bob Levey, just to torture you, didn't you?
Here are some of the most forced coinages anyone could ever hope to produce:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43047-2002May6.html
Kind of makes you appreciate Rich Hall in spite of yourself, now doesn't it?
Oh, fine - I'll contribute a coinage that, if I may, seems to fit your conditions:
Drap.
Posted by: boxjam on May 15, 2002 02:55 PMAnd I suppose we should all take a moment to appreciate the rise of the word glurge.
Posted by: boxjam on May 15, 2002 03:28 PMWell, I have to admit that I'm not one to come up with new words all of my own - but being a (*gasp*) programmer, there's a whole array of new words to discover! Favourites include: crufty and kludge (but be careful about the pronunciation - fights have broken out over that one). For more nerd word fun look at: The New Hacker's Dictionary http://www.jargon.8hz.com/jargon_toc.html
Or, on the other hand, don't.
Posted by: Garthmeister J on May 15, 2002 07:19 PM