September 03, 2002
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I'm looking forward to this but not this. I'd rather have one of these than any of this. I sort of envy this career, not so much this one or this one (but then, you probably could have guessed that). I've never wanted to join these guys; too bad this club won't let me in.

Posted by BT at September 03, 2002 05:29 PM
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Work that broadband, baby!

Posted by: bootsy on September 3, 2002 06:12 PM

And I did it all with The Man's bandwidth, too! Yeah, man! WOOOOOO! (sings, a la Beavis & Butthead doing Priest:) "Breakin' the Law! Breakin' the Law!"

Posted by: BT on September 4, 2002 12:14 AM

Don't wanna be a narc? You ain't some sorta commie, are ya Tipper, huh?

As for not being able to join the Explorer's Club, you can still join the Friends of The Explorers Club. Kind of like the Friends of Dorothy, but you get to wear pith helmets instead of leather pants.

Posted by: Rory on September 4, 2002 09:15 AM

I'm pretty sure my research into smoking cigarettes at high altitudes will get me into the Hiking Club or whatever they call it. If not, perhaps I can get in on a Philip Morris Corporate Membership. Either way, as soon as I'm in, yr all invited! Bring leather pants for additional "explorations!"

Posted by: hackly_fracture on September 4, 2002 10:33 AM