Well, let's see here...looks like President Karl G. Brushove is re-emphasizing loyalty in his choice of aides. Maybe the new kids can help figure out how to save Endangered Species even though it looks like it's too gosh-darned expensive.

On his centenary, Bob Hope receives praise from Connie Stevens and a punked-out Kelsey Grammer. According to Stevens, "He's done as much for America as any president."

Meanwhile, in Iraq it's Mullah Time!