Yeah, where is Jedi Master Mr. T when you need him? He'd cut through some of that Force bullcrap when a fool needs hurtin'. Though not, of course, without pity.
But did they have to go and ruin the new Harry Potter for me by mentioning that Chewie dies? Oh, wait, never mind, I'm getting mixed up. I knew that that hash coffee cake was a bad idea.
Posted by: Scott on October 21, 2003 10:16 AMIt's all right, Scott, it's only Chewie Solo who dies, the Jedi love-child of Han Solo and Leia's wig (and half-brother, half-mitten to Anakin Solo of the New Jedi Order).
Posted by: Rory on October 21, 2003 12:21 PMHmmm, Harry Potter in space. I can hear the theme song now.
Posted by: bootsy on October 21, 2003 05:36 PM"He-who-shall-not-be-named-but-what-breathes-really-heavy."
Posted by: Scott on October 22, 2003 11:34 AMJohn Goodman? Hal Incandenza's "personal trainer" or the recently passed "comedian"? Your cultural palimpsest-zest is stirring strongly in you today, grasshopper.
Posted by: bootsy on October 23, 2003 04:16 PM