I hope you enjoy my new novel, a page-turning thriller about a yoga instructor/life coach who balances all the duties of being a Mom -- including coaching her son's competetive rock-climbing squad -- with her abiding interest in forensic pathology. When the members of her knitting chatroom begin to recieve threatening messages, she finds herself thrown into a world of high-stakes counterterrorism Ops. Will her Ivy League training in cultural anthropology enable her to see the pattern that baffles the Secret Service?

I hope you enjoy my new movie. Suppose everything you thought you knew about your physical therapist was a lie? Suppose that every time you synced your variety of personal electronic devices, something else was syncing inside of you? Suppose the people you had invited over to watch "All-Star Survivor" with you were doing so without any irony at all? Now, one man must make a harrowing choice: between a life of windsurfing metrosexual event-dining and the world of high-stakes counterterrorism Ops.

I hope you enjoy my new television series. It's about C-list celebrities, filmed as they ride around in their all-terrain vehicles, drinking bubble tea and sending each other text messages.