Hug -- 1 drink
Lingering shot on sad-eyed Aniston -- 1 drink
Idly wondering what the hell the "Mix it Up" credit "Created by Courtney Cox" could possibly mean -- 1 drink
Advertisement for a prescription pharmeceutical -- mouthful of nachos and a Lipitor
Grating fake outrage by David Schwimmer -- 1 drink
Grating fake outrage by D.S. collapsing into unconvincing self-pity -- 2 drinks
Glimpse in D.S.'s eyes of existential panic at the realization of final evaporation of his reason for being famous-- chug!
Sexual Harassment Lawsuit -- 2 drinks
The beginning of a mental inventory of hours personally spent watching syndicated reruns for no explicable reason -- 17 drinks