In a way, you're ALL winners -- just for playing along. In another way, none of you are. For those of you who give the proverbial rat's ass, the following is a sheep/goats separation, with asterisks noting the inspirations for the altered titles.

Vibrational Medicine
The Pumped-Up Pirate*
What Would Jesus Eat?
Alien Log
Dead Witch Walking
Ungrateful in Death*
Strawberry Shortcake & Friends Celebrate Earth Day!*
If Men are Like Viruses, then How do I Catch One?*
The Care and Feeding of Navy SEALS*
The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
"Love Is..." Collectibles Authorized Handbook and Price Guide*
Impertinent Wench*
Bamboo & Lace
She-lings: Understanding a Woman's Emotional Storms*
Planet Keepers Vol. 1: Checkmating Aliens
They Called Her Mrs. Doc
The Smoothieman's Power of Smoothies Diet*
Menage a Magick
Sisterchicks in Sombreros

Does it surprise anyone that this whole misbegotten exercise in "humor" was generated by my stumbling across Alien Log and having an extended Beavis/Butthead moment?