Sure, the year's almost half over. But the 2005 Great American Conservative Women Calendar will long serve to inspire and educate. Plus its applications are multiple:

The calendar will also be available to conservative activists, supporters and those serving in the U.S. military.

I guess if you're desperately improvising armor plates for your Humvee, an extra layer of photos of Dr. Laura, Shemane Nugent, and Michelle Malkin provides some comfort. And while rootless cosmopolitans may deride the folk tradition that the Gaze of Coulter itself withers the hearts of one's enemies and repels shrapnel -- well, let's just say that there are no secular humanists in a foxhole...