That's right. We're still here. Damn their eyes!
OK, on to the frivolity you came here for:
In 1900, the City Council of Detroit made a decree which was the result of tremendous local controversy. All citizens were effected, and every business and household was required to take action. Some sources say that half the city obeyed and half refused. After considerable debate, the decree was rescinded. This decision, in turn, caused progressive members of the public to derisively propose the construction of an ancient sort of device in front of city hall; bizarrely, this suggestion was referred to the Committee on Sewers. Finally, in 1905, the intent of the original decree was adopted by citywide vote.
What did the decree mandate?
The first correct post to comments will be the recipient of a genuine "French Perfume" brand toothbrush, made with care in the People's Republic of China. Googling or other search-engine use is of course not at all the sort of thing people do to learn the answer. Post as many guesses as you like, but only one guess per post, please.
Hmm... Detroit, home of the Lions and Tigers. . .every citizen, business, household, taking action. . . an ancient sort of device erected, such as a pyramid. . . pyramid power. . .
Electricity had to be installed in every household and business?
Posted by: scott on November 8, 2002 10:02 AMgarbage collection? (via teenidol's wife)
Posted by: teenidol on November 8, 2002 10:04 AMMaybe this had to do with street numbers for addresses?
Posted by: Gavin on November 8, 2002 10:41 AMOr was this the famous "All Citizens Must Post a Sign on Their Office or Domicile Stating 'I Am a Weinerhead'" fiasco?
Posted by: Gavin on November 8, 2002 10:43 AMNo more outhouses. All plumbing had to be indoors.
Posted by: boxjam on November 8, 2002 10:50 AMJust for the record, nobody's guessed it yet.
Posted by: BT on November 8, 2002 12:05 PM"Every business and household" sounds like a requirement of property owners.
They had to shovel the manure from in front of each address?
But that would make the referral to sewers plausible rather than bizarre...
Posted by: Jonathan on November 8, 2002 12:15 PMLions and Tigers in every home?
Posted by: scott on November 8, 2002 12:58 PMDoes "Burning Man" count as an ancient sort of device?
Everybody had to have real floors - no more dirt floors.
Posted by: boxjam on November 8, 2002 01:03 PMHot and cold running water?
Posted by: scott on November 8, 2002 01:06 PMWhat is meant by "Damn their (your) eyes"?
Posted by: artur on November 8, 2002 01:07 PMDaylight Savings Time? And the device was a sundial?
Seems too early in the century, but my Motown roots are not planted deep enough to wrap around this one.
Posted by: hackly_fracture on November 8, 2002 01:09 PMSince Detroit's the Sticks (Motown, House, Eminem and Michael Jackson not having blessed it with funkification yet)the Victorian influence was late in coming. But by 1900, the prudes of the town were in firm control; therefore they called up on all the good folk to cover up the Extremities of Indianan Furniture in the Great Pantalooning. All chairs, sofas, pianos, secretaries, credenzas, tables, and yes, even some livestock, were to have their legs discreetly clocked by little aprons, chaps, and the like. The cheif doyennes were emphatic about this dictact, and branded anyone not Talibaning their furniture as a "witchy deviant." That is why the progressives derisively alluded to the stockades.
These stockades, of course, were also to be covered up.
Posted by: on November 8, 2002 01:35 PMSince Detroit's the Sticks (Motown, House, Eminem and Michael Jackson not having blessed it with funkification yet)the Victorian influence was late in coming. But by 1900, the prudes of the town were in firm control; therefore they called up on all the good folk to cover up the Extremities of Indianan Furniture in the Great Pantalooning. All chairs, sofas, pianos, secretaries, credenzas, tables, and yes, even some livestock, were to have their legs discreetly clocked by little aprons, chaps, and the like. The cheif doyennes were emphatic about this dictact, and branded anyone not Talibaning their furniture as a "witchy deviant." That is why the progressives derisively alluded to the stockades.
These stockades, of course, were also to be covered up.
Posted by: on November 8, 2002 01:35 PMYou know, if you're going to double-post, you could at least leave a name...
Mr. Fracture is right about the sundial. Not about the larger answer.
Posted by: BT on November 8, 2002 01:41 PMSorry. Double posting is usually my fault. it was me.
Posted by: bootsy on November 8, 2002 01:49 PMThe whole town was required to give up its Judeo-Christian origins and begin worshipping the Sun God, Ra?
Posted by: KF on November 8, 2002 02:25 PMEveryone was required to submit to time standardization.
When it was noon, it was noon all around town.
Posted by: boxjam on November 8, 2002 02:30 PMThe exactly right answer still has not been posted.
Posted by: BT on November 8, 2002 02:54 PMWas the whole town shifted from one time zone to another?
Posted by: Gavin on November 8, 2002 03:16 PM(And why would the sewer committee be responsible for sundials?)
Posted by: Gavin on November 8, 2002 03:17 PMThere was some dispute over what time the Bob Hope show started?
Posted by: scott on November 8, 2002 03:26 PMAll household and business clocks were required to be synchronized, so as to effectuate a flawless caper -- I mean, so as to support the efficiency of the capitalist enterprise.
Posted by: KF on November 8, 2002 03:29 PMThey went to Eastern Standard Time.
Boxjam has it. Detroit was a holdout to time standardization, which largely took place in the 1880's, as the result of the need for the railroads to be able to regularize schedules. All Detroiters were told to set their clocks back 28 minutes, in a change from the local Detroit time to Eastern Standard time.
Here's a followup: if you fly from Anchorage, Alaska, to St. John's, Newfoundland, how far ahead do you set your watch?
Posted by: BT on November 8, 2002 04:24 PMUp my ass!
Posted by: bootsy on November 8, 2002 05:40 PMNext he's going to ask us if we know how many times zones there are in the Soviet Union (not even funny...) :>}
Posted by: Jonathan on November 8, 2002 05:50 PMUh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up.
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Posted by: teenidol on November 8, 2002 10:05 PMThat's why we have to have computers, because man, nobody is perfect.
The answer, as if anyone cared, is five and a half. Newfoundland is a half-hour ahead of everyone else.
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