Given that many of the File's U.S.-based readership are currently sleeping off yesterday afternoon's terducken (or, in the case of many of our readers, soyducken) feast, we decided to give the Quiz a day of rest. It will return next week, featuring an encore performance by guest Quizmaster Boxjam.

For those of you who live in countries where this is Just Another Friday, and require some kind of brain-teaser fix, we suggest you repair to The Museum of Hoaxes where you must put your skepticism, memory for recent Internet memes, and ability to deconstruct a skillfull Photoshop job to simultaneous test.

Now, as long as we're on the subject of questionable aspects of American history and the curse of modern meme-pollution in one's brain, I have been plagued all morning by the recollection of Schoolhouse Rock's unsettling tribute to Manifest Destiny. Be warned-- click on that link, and you may spend the rest of the day singing along: Elbow room, elbow room!/ Got to, got to get me some elbow room...