Literary Exhaustion Clearinghouse
**All Concepts MUST GO**
With nearly all that might have been done and said by mankind pretty much wrapped up at this point, we're offering radical markdowns on our remaining conceptual inventory. These remaindered and overlooked literary notions are available at fractions of the cost in creativity and expertise which would be required for a premium book idea; these are low-investment, high-value opportunities to stake out mindshare. NOTE:Concepts are provided "as-is." All sales are final.
STILL AVAILABLE: Uncompelling Thriller & Mystery Titles -- They weren't good enough for Grisham: but they'll do for you!
Duck, Duck, Goose
Snacks of Deception
Mild Unease
Allergic to Murder (note: entire "Allergic to..." series about a detective with acute environmental sensititivity is also available)
The Chafing and Golden Bond: The Chafing 2
Rage of Enragement
'Til Someone Loses an Eye
...And The Joker Got Away
Verdict: Malfeasance
JUST IN: "Bottom of the Barrel" Romance -- Sows' ears ready for the silk-purse imagination!
Regrettable Decision
The Acerbic Highlander
His Moist Palm
A Flunky's Embrace
My Devil Rotarian
The Pirate Who Dithered
MANAGER'S SPECIAL: Children's Book Ideas 99% off -- Take them off our hands!
The Berenstain Bears Order Digital Cable
The Littlest Prion
Attorney General John Ashcroft's Cover-It-Up-for-Decency Art Book (with stickers)
Who Wants Yummy Dyna-Flex Mass Builder Amino Powder(tm)? ***SOLD***
Let's Pinch the Baby!
REFERENCE SHELF CLOSEOUT: The Only Instructional and Self-Help Book Subjects Not Yet Published Already -- Offer only stands for the next 20 minutes
Play the Blame Game -- and Win!
2003 CB Radio Buyer's Guide
Sweater Vests for Dummies
I Replaced All of My Clothing Fasteners with Velcro -- Now What?
Enraged Phone-Throwing for Investment Pros
Act now -- these FINAL REMAINING CONCEPTS will soon be GONE FOREVER and there will be absolutely no reason for anyone to publish anything more, ever.
Posted by BT at February 10, 2003 11:39 PMGenius. I'll take the Uncompelling Thriller & Mystery Titles as a job lot.
Posted by: Rory on February 11, 2003 02:33 AMAarrggghhh, I'm too late! Nothing left in the Vampire Romance category.
Not even "Neck Scars and Fast Cars."
But yes, BT, genius.
Posted by: Scott on February 11, 2003 09:15 AMApplause and whistles from the groundlings!
Posted by: Gavin on February 11, 2003 10:14 AMExcellent. My favorite is "The Rage of Enragement."
I am guessing that "Real Simple" has already covered the "Sweater Vests for Dummies" concept already, but I can't be sure. I do know that this month's issue has a pictorial on how to fold a newspaper for reading on the subway. If you think I'm joking, just check out the feature "Fold Everything."
Posted by: Christina on February 11, 2003 10:55 AMHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, wait, now I see why "lol" works for busy people . . .
Hilarious.
Posted by: hackly_fracture on February 11, 2003 11:53 AMNext Week: Performing Arts Liquidation
Requiem for a Lost Hat
Pizzicato en Pointe
March of the Castratos
Pavanne for a Starch Molecule
Duet for Six Hands
The Emperor's New Software (requires speakers)
Salsa Fry Shuffle
i want to make it squeak and wiggle.
weggel.
Posted by: dithered on February 11, 2003 05:34 PMDon't we all want to make it squeak and wiggle? Wasn't that the great promise of the Internet? Didn't Al Gore coin the phrase "Information Super-Squeak-and-Wiggleway?"
In short: I'm with you.
Posted by: BT on February 12, 2003 06:26 PM