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For those of you wondering what's been going on at other locations in the Buzzword industry, this came in off the teletype today...

BIZBUZZWIRE 6/19/01 (MetroPolitan City) --
Bizness Buzzword Factories International (BBF InterNat) today announced the unveiling of its new, go-to-market strategic initiative, setting the stage for dramatic innovations in buzzword-to-buzzword commerce. Led by the spontaneous decision of 25% of its employees to pursue other opportunities in this exciting time, BBFI is now poised to impact the emerging buzz2buzz market infrastructure with a carefully positioned Master Suite of Buzzword Solutions, which will represent a crucial, value-driven slice of key industry verticals, CEO P.P. Prizentashyn said today.

"This realigning of our core, value-centered ability to go after buzzword value in an impactful manner couldn't have been accomplished without the visionary actions of many of our most valued Conscious Resources, who, working in the team-based fashion that is the heart of our practice, pushed us 'over the edge' to achieving our organizational goals today," said Prizentashyn." "They said to us 'let's take action, right-size this organization, and deliver innovative buzzwords to the industry.' And we said, 'O.K. We hear you. Go to it.' There were some tears, some bear hugs, and the careful preservation of BBF InterNat intellectual property in this Opportunistic Transition. We know that our clients and shareholders will look forward to reaping the fruits of this Harvest of Innovation."

Prizentashyn noted that select industry analysts called this situation a "net/net win-win" for the buzzword industry, and added that while a free-falling economy has brought new challenges to buzzword providers, "As long as our excellence-cherishing, highly incented Conscious Resources are committed to digging deep to deliver value, leveraging themselves off of the sleigh of success, we can be sure to arrive safely at our dacha, through this howling, black economic night where the eyes of many wolves follow us like a hideous amber swarm."

June 19, 2001